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1 | (zu Bret Hart) Brain: "They named a bird call after you. It's called 'cheap.'" |
2 | (während einer Beschreibung von Gene Okerlund, wie man Golf spielt) Okerlund: "It's very important, first of all, to address the ball." Brain: "Hello, ball!" |
3 | "I smell a title change...Or is that you?" |
4 | Brain: "How many kids does Helen Hart have?" McMahon: "I believe 12, Mr. Heenan." Brain: "Oh, one of each." |
5 | (über Ricky Steamboat, nachdem Gorilla ihn fragte, warum er ihn nicht managt) Brain: "Yeah, but if the guy burps the wrong way, there go your eyebrows." |
6 | Brain: "How much does he pay you to sing the praises of him all the time?" Gorilla:" Who, the Hitman?" Brain: "Yes." Gorilla: "Do you know how long he's been in the World Wrestling Federation?" Brain: "Too long." Gorilla: "He'll be here when you're gone, Brain." Brain: "What'd you hear?" |
7 | Anvil: "That Dragon's got a lot of heart." Brain: "Yeah, heartburn." |
8 | (über Monsoon) Brain: "The guy wears glasses. He takes his glasses off and lays them outside, he starts a forest fire." |
9 | Brain: "Did you ever have a thunb jammed in your eye?" Ross: "No, and I don't care to experience it." Brain: "Turn around here, I'll show you." Ross: "No, thanks." Brain: "I don't mind." Ross: "Well, let me thumb you." Brain: "I'd mind that." |
10 | Brain: "You know, I could make a lot of money with Typhoon." Ross: "How would you do that?" Brain: "Well, I wouldn't have him wrestle. I'd take him to shopping centers and let kids ride him for a couple of bucks." |
11 | Heenan: "I didn't know Bret Hart's mother is Joan Rivers?" Monsoon: "Will you stop!" |
12 | (bei Wrestlemania VIII zu Gorilla) Brain: "I heard you referred to Sid Justice in a paper the other day as 'Psycho Sid.'" |
13 | "If they (Bushwackers) were twins, Luke is so dumb, he wouldn't know when his brother's birthday was." |
14 | "They're (Bushwackers) living proof that the 3 stooges had children." |
15 | "She's (Sapphire) good to have at picnics. Keeps the flies off the food." |
16 | "You know why the Kid's not doing well? Look at the time. It's a half hour past his bedtime." |
17 | "It's very easy to beat the 1-2-3 Kid. You put a glass of milk down and a couple of Oreo cookies. When he goes for 'em, put the boots to him." |
18 | "I asked Stu Hart earlier, I said 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said 'I have boys?'" |
19 | "Wouldn't you classify that 20 members of the Hart family living together is classified as a ghetto." |
20 | "Stu just yelled over to Helen 'Helen, I'm Damp!'" |
21 | Brain: "I hope the director doesn't show the Hart family anymore." McMahon: "Why?" Brain: "Oh, the phone will be ringing off the hook over at 'America's Most Wanted.'" |
22 | (über die "Boston Bruins" - Jacke, die Stu trug) Brain: "Oh, there's a picture of Helen on the back of his jacket." |
23 | (über einen Mann, der verprügelt wurde) Brain: "It could be worse McMahon. It could be me." |
24 | "You know, the Undertaker's gonna start a new basketball team. That's for guys six feet and under." |
25 | "I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages." |
26 | "With Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver." |
27 | Brain: "You know, if you kiss a woman's hand here in Nashville, it's the same as kissing their foot." Schivone: "Why do you say that?" Brain: "Same size, same aroma." |
28 | "There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western." |
29 | "Giving the Nasty Boys the Tag Team of the year award is like giving the Cindy Crawford beauty award to Roseanne Barr." |
30 | (als Sherri mit Harlem Heat auf der Rampe erschien) Brain: "Boy Schivone, look at the size of those... guys." |
31 | Brain: "You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?" Schivone: "What?" Brain: "Divorced." |
32 | "I'll tell ya. If I didn't have 11 girlfriends, Sherri'd be number one." |
33 | (Hennan bei WCW Saturday Night, bei einem Match von Meng gegen den Jobber Ken Brewer) Brain: "Well Mr. Brewer is like the Milwaukee Brewers, neither of em' are going anyplace this year!" |
34 | (Bobby Heenan bei WCW Saturday Night am 30. April 1995) Brain: "This is the most backward, upside-down organization I've ever seen!" |
35 | Brain: "You know who won Miss Bucksnort last year?" Tony: "Who?" Brain: "A bloodhound." |
36 | Brain: "Do you know what Tatanka means?" Vince: "I'm not sure." Brain: "It means "Squaw with red hair"." |
37 | Brain: "Who was that with Sting?" Tony: "Mike Tenay." Brain: "Are you sure that's not Wink Martindale?" |
38 | Brain: "I figured out who the Patriot is." Tony: "Who?" Brain: "Where is he from?" Tony: "Washington D.C." Brain: "It's Al Gore." |
39 | (zu Tony Schiavone) Brain: "You're a fun guy. First you go to Tiger Stadium when there's no baseball. Then you go to the car factory on a Saturday when there's people laid off. Maybe tommorrow we can go to the park and watch grass grow." |
40 | Brain: "Whack yourself between the eyes 10 times and see how you feel." Tony: "Well, I'm not Terry Funk. That's different." Brain: "Well, if you don't mind, I'll do it for you." |
41 | (über Antonio Inoki) Brain: "Does he have an entourage with him? I saw three rickshaws parked out back." |
42 | "The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it." |
43 | Tony: "Bunkhouse Buck would like a punch like that. So would Johnny B. Badd." Brain: "So would your mother-in-law." |
44 | (nachdem Ricky Steamboat mit einem Finger in ein Auge gestochen wurde) Brain: "I don't know why he's whining. He's got two of 'em." |
45 | Tony: "I think the fans are pretty much divided as to who their favourite is." Brain: "Yes. One half loves Flair, the other half hates Steamboat." |
46 | (als Cactus Jack gegen die Ringabsperrung krachte) |
47 | Brain: "You'd better get somebody down here. That rail could be damaged." |
48 | (über die Haare des Gaurdian Angel) Brain: "That's a nice haircut, if you're going to the chair." |
49 | (in Paris) Brain: "Just like Glens Falls for Jim Duggan. They don't speak English there either." |
50 | (nachdem Duggan Yokozuna biss) Brain: "Duggan'll probably be hungry in an hour." |