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Wrestling-Kommentatoren

Kommentatoren
Heenan-Zitate
Lawler-Zitate

Nr. Spruch
51(über "Arrogance")
Brain: "I put a little behind my ear the other day. I got on a flight on American Airlines. The flight attendants were all over me. The next flight was even better. They had lady stewardesses."
52"Do you know what 'Arriba' means? It means 'Swim faster, the border guards are behind us.'"
53(über den Big Boss Man, nachdem er von Nailz verprügelt wurde)
Brain: "He's got more hits than Elvis."
54"The other day Dave Sullivan was walking through the airport and saw a 'Wet Floor' sign, so he DID"
55(als Mr. Hughes einen Strauss schwarze Rosen wegwarf, die ihm der Undertaker gesendet hatte)
Brain: "I heard Bill Clinton likes fresh flowers on his desk every morning."
56(über Jake Roberts' Nackenverletzung, als Hillbilly Jim bei Challenge gerade auf dem Weg zum Ring war)
Shiavone: "You really think, Mr. Heenan, that a broken neck is something to laugh about?"
Brain: "No, I think it's something to be HYSTERICAL about!"
(Sekunden später)
Shiavone: "Sandy Beach has the chance to go up against the very happy Hillbilly Jim"
Brain: "You'd be happy too if you had an IQ of 3"
57(über Hillbilly Jim)
Gorilla: "He's got his lucky horseshoe."
Brain: "Horse what?"
Shiavone: "Shoe."
Gorilla: "Shoe, Shoe!...Why don't you shoo!"
58(nachdem ein Heel ein Match durch einen illegalen Move gewonnen hatte)
Monsoon: "Now, that is illegal, Brain!"
Brain: "Yup, that's illegal."
(kurze Pause)
Brain: "I don't care!"
59Shiavone: "This Monday, were going to Lancaster, Ca."
Heenan: "The town they named after Burt. Hey, we should get him on the show."
Shiavone: "Brain, Burt... Howard Cosell...they're both dead."
Heenan: "Burt's dead? I was talking about Burt Lancaster the actor. Is there another one?"
60(über den Sender TBS)
Brain: "The Brain Station"
61"She (Sherri) makes Lizzy Borden look like Mother Theresa."
62"I should give Bill Apter an award. He survived 6 autopsies."
63(über nebeneinanderstehende Hogan-Fans, so dass deren T-Shirt - Aufschrift das Wort H-O-G-A-N ergab)
Brain: "Worst case of anorexia I've ever seen."
64(über einen Raum, der von den Nasties, Cactus Jack und Maxx Payne zerstört wurde)
Brain: "Looks like Tonya Harding's dressing area."
65"I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me."
66(während einem Clash of the Champions, als Hogan von einem maskierten Mann angegriffen wurde)
Schivone: "We do understand that Henry Holmes, the attorney for Hulk Hogan..."
Brain: "Sherlock's brother?"
67(als Sherri Mr. T während des Hogan/Flair - Retirement Matches mit Handschellen fesselte)
Brain: "That's not the first time she's slapped a pair of cuffs on a guy."
68(über JJ Dillon)
Brain: "I heard he's a skycap at the airport in Saginaw."
69(nachdem Steve Austin von Johnny B. Badd ausgeknockt wurde)
Brain: "He's colder than a mother-in-law's kiss."
70Brain: "Can you see Sherri sipping tea with the Queen?"
Schivone: "No."
Brain: "I can. Can you see her and Lady Di going to Harrod's on a shopping spree?"
Schivone: "No."
Brain: "Can you see her and Prince Charles about two in the morning...Ah never mind."
Schivone: "Yes, I can see that."
Brain: "If you do, call me. I'd like to see it, too."
71(über Roseanne und Dusty Rhodes)
"The only reason she'd call him is to borrow his jeans."
72(über "We Want Blood" - Fangesänge bei Slamboree 94 in Philadelphia)
Brain: "The waitress said that to me this morning when she brought me my omlette."
73(über die Steiner Brothers)
Brain: "Three toughest years of their life... the eighth grade"
74(zu Jim Ross)
75Brain: "Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa."
76(während eines Matches der Beverly Brothers und Little Louie gegen die Bushwackers und Tiger Jackson)
Brain: "See what happens when you stop working out."
McMahon: "What do you mean?"
Brain: "Isn't that Hillbilly Jim?" (über Little Louie)
77(als Mr. Perfect sich über die Kleidung von Vince amüsierte)
Brain: "Don't make fun of him. That suit's coming back in half an hour."
78"Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."
79(als er nach Mama Shango gefragt wurde)
Brain: "He's got a lot more hair than she does."
80(über Papa Shango)
"His fingernails are black. How can you hit yourself with a hammer in ten fingers."
81"If you play Country and Western music backwards, you get your car back, you get your wife back, you get your house back... "
82(beim Match Made In Heaven beim Summer Slam 1991)
Brain: "I can't wait till Elizabeth comes out. I want to see what cheap blue light special dress she's wearing."
83(bei WCW Saturday Night, als Jean-Paul Leveque einen Jobber aus dem Ring warf)
Brain: "Hey, when you hit the floor, keep it down. I'm talking."
84(bei der Survivor Series 1993)
Bobby: "Excuse me one minute. Hey Stu, wake up! He fell asleep."
Vince: "He's gonna wake up. He's gonna come over here, Bobby."
Bobby: "That'll take two hours. We'll be off the air."
85"Fuji, my hat goes off to you, if I had a hat."
86(über 'Family Feud' - Moderator Ray Combs)
Brain: "Boy, he's a lot bigger than I thought. I thought he was around 4'8". He's got to be close to 4'9"."
87"Stu Hart is the kind of guy who would look for a corner in a round room."
88(als während eines Adam Bomb - Matches die Nukearexplosion auf der Leinwand gezeigt wurde)
Brain: "Is that the Adam Bomb exploding or is Vince Coleman driving by?"
89(von WrestleMania VII, als Bobby Probleme hatte, den Namen des japanischen Gegners von Demolition zu nennen)
Gorilla: "You'd have trouble if his name was Fred."
Bobby: "His name's Fred Kitao? That's a silly name for a Japanese wrestler."
90(bei WrestleMania IX, Bobby erklärte, wo Bob Backlund während seiner Abwesenheit aus der WWF war)
Brain: "He was a paper boy in Mayberry. Used to sweep the floors for Floyd. 'Right Paw?'"
91(über S.D. Jones' Ringkleidung)
Brain: "Well it's obvious some hotel is missing a shower curtain right now."
92"I saw Dusty Rhodes panning for gold the other day in downtown New York. What a strange person he is. In fact his whole family is rather bizarre."
93(Beim Summerslam 91, in der Zeit, als Flair in der WWF auftauchte. Bobby verliess den Kommentatorentisch, um etwas zu erledigen. Kurz darauf erschien er vor Hogans Umkleide.)
Brain: "I'm here outside the dressing room of the WWF champion Hulk Hogan and I'm going to embarass him and show you what kind of a man he really is. (er klopfte an) Hogan! Open the door I'm a busy man. Wait til you see this. (die Tür öffnete sich). Hm... Hm... On behalf of the 'Real World's Champion,' Ric Flair, I would like to challenge you, Hogan, any time any pla... (die Tür wurde ihm vor der Nase zugeschlagen). Who does he think he is? Turn that camera off!"
94"It'll take a good man to beat Tito Santana... it just won't take him very long."
95Heenan: "Hey Vince, you know what Virgil did after winning the Million Dollar belt?"
Vince: "Celebrated I believe."
Heenan: "Yeah, he went and got it bronzed."
96"This kid came up to me crying and I said what's wrong? He said 'I don't wanna go home because my mom beats me.' So I said go live with your dad. He said 'my dad beats me too.' So I said who do you want to live with? And he says 'I wanna live with Strike Force because they don't beat anybody!'"
97(bei Challenge)
Heenan: "Gorilla, what's with you naming all the body parts?"
Gorilla: "I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it?"
(Heenan tat es - Skinner trat einem Jobber daraufhin in den Magen.)
Heenan: "There's a kick to the uterus."
98(zu einer der Rosetti Sisters)
Brain: "They've got more chins than the Hong Kong phone book."
99(bei Nitro, als Benoit Guerrero powerbombte)
McMichaels: "That'll change the color of your hair."
Brain: "That'll change the color of your shorts."
100(über Von Erich)
"'Texas Tornado,' sounds like something you clean your bowl out of."
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